If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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