her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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