i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
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I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
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We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.