This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.