gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I need help removing her.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I think my moral compass just broke
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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