i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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