oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I think your dad took our porno
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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