New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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