on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
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I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
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you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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