whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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