so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
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No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
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Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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