problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
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I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
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So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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