meet me or not, i'm out of control
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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