we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Randomize
