I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Randomize
