haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
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I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
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Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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