these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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