I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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