Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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