Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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