But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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