She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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