pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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