Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Enjoy the penises
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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