Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
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he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
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We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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