Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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