Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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