Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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