U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
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I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
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He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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