Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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