Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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