Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
a search helicopter?!
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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