Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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