Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
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in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
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Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
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