Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
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pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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