his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
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Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
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The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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