So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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