we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
she smelled like a LAN party
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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