Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
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so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
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There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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