Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
he was CRYING into my vagina
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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