omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
they need to just BURY HIM!
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..