Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
hell yes lets make some ravioli
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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