i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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