I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
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Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
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They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
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