Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I hate all girls vehemently.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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