Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I'm at about main and main street
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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