I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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