well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
