Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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