Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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