And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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