I must be too annoying 4 u.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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