i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize
