I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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