Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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